
You all know the Croc wearer. He sports khaki slacks or shorts and a polo shirt in an off color, a clear sign it’s from T.J. Maxx. He might even have Croakies dangling down his back from the end of his Ray-Bans. He definitely owns a couple of pairs of light blue jeans and they are probably tapered. He's wearing Crocs because they are comfortable and casual. But newsflash Mr. SEC frat guy and Jack Nicholson, Crocs were made for hippy gardening housewives in Vermont, not for hopping out of Tahoes and running into Backyard Burger. Wearing a gardening shoe in an airport is about as logical as a giant straw hat or gardening gloves carrying coffee through the terminal. Leave those eyesores in the garage.

When you think about what you have strapped onto your foot, it's actually quite disturbing. You are wearing a plastic clog with holes so your hairy toes can breath. That's just foul. Crocs are ugly. As you can see from our previous posts, comfort is not an acceptable excuse. Everyday I shove my expanding foot into a pointy toe trap that is hiked up on a three inch stick the size of a McDonald's french fry. I haven't felt my little toes in a decade, in fact, I actually forgot I had them. Comfort is not and should not be an issue when considering whether or not to purchase a shoe you plan to wear in public. This is America, we drive everywhere we go, and often right up to the door. We sit at a desk all day. Our meals are delivered to us at the table, desk or door. Why do you need comfortable shoes?

Do you really take fashion advice from this guy?